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You could learn? I’m not great but with a pool there it might not be a bad idea to at least learn how to float.
Somehow I think learning in a murder hotel is a bad idea.
[ heh. ]
Alright, pick me one from your motherload.
Alright, pick me one from your motherload.
You say that, but if you fell in the murder hotel pool on a Thursday night you might think "wow, wish I knew how to doggy paddle."
[ futaba, later staring him dead in the eye during the emo boy pool party: you can't pay me enough to get in there ]
Good thing there are pool noodles everywhere.
Good thing there are pool noodles everywhere.
... Bonus points if you trip an attacker with one.
I was telling Cloud we could totally attach the shaving knives to a pool noodle for an all out Defensive attack.
[ oh shit. ]
Hang on.
[ he’s going to grab a pool noodle and
spin it like it’s some kind of battle stick. a floppy battle stick. ]
… You’d have to really secure them, but you could do some damage with this. I’m not sure you can properly predict where a strike’s going to land.
Hang on.
[ he’s going to grab a pool noodle and
spin it like it’s some kind of battle stick. a floppy battle stick. ]
… You’d have to really secure them, but you could do some damage with this. I’m not sure you can properly predict where a strike’s going to land.
[ amazing.
he just stares at them. and then he puts them on.
he looks like a model so he can work it. ]
he just stares at them. and then he puts them on.
he looks like a model so he can work it. ]
Oh....!
[ she claps excitedly like this is the greatest thing she's ever seen ]
[ she claps excitedly like this is the greatest thing she's ever seen ]
[ see?? she was (vaguely) right! take that Cloud!! ]
Lots and lots of duct tape! But that's the fun of it though, you'd never know what to expect!!
Lots and lots of duct tape! But that's the fun of it though, you'd never know what to expect!!
If a knife flies off and throws your plan off then you'll have to improvise though.
FROM: Futaba * Oracle
So what are the chances we need a brainwatch for Cloud?
So what are the chances we need a brainwatch for Cloud?
chances he's gonna suddenly snap and develop a hankering for brains
... he seems a bit too... alive. and in control of all his facilities for that?
If it flies at the person then I've got time to throw the pool noodle and run for it.
yeah but we're also in a murder hotel what if it's just biding its time to undo its magic and set him on a brain eating path
[ he tilts them down so he can look at her over the top of them. ]
Good to know I've still got it then.
Good to know I've still got it then.
don't wish it on him. or give this place ideas.
But if it flies off wildly into the distance, you've got no weapon.
Better than flinging a sticky hand and hoping for the best I guess.
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