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[technocool]

becks go find me one

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[technocool]

If it flies at the person then I've got time to throw the pool noodle and run for it.

[ashenvaliant]

But if it flies off wildly into the distance, you've got no weapon.

[technocool]

Better than flinging a sticky hand and hoping for the best I guess.

[ashenvaliant]

Sticky hand stuck to someone's face might disorient them.

[technocool]

[ she hms ]

So if you equip yourself with a sticky hand and the shaving knife you'd have a pretty decent defense if anything were to happen. [ hmmmm ] I guess if you add in a dino clacker you'd be good to go.

[ashenvaliant]

... Are you trying to bring the whole gift shop into your hypothetical defence?

[technocool]

It's there for a reason! You might as well use it.

[ashenvaliant]

Are you going to smother them with a sweater next?