[ see, sometimes you can get a good laugh during these! ]
Half is generous. Poor gege, dealing with them. [ tsk tsk. ] They can't, no. They've been fighting for over 800 years now, as far as I know, so you'd think they'd just jump each other and get it over with.
[ tweedle dee and tweedle dum go from sneezing to scandalized. ]
Maybe you just need to toss them in a closet for a bit. [ pretty sure Hua Cheng would appreciate the quiet time tbh. though hm, gods are a pain though. maybe they need a little encouragement?? ] And add a little aphrodisiac to that?
[ while both halves are freaking out, xl feels a shudder go up his spine ]
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Half is generous. Poor gege, dealing with them. [ tsk tsk. ] They can't, no. They've been fighting for over 800 years now, as far as I know, so you'd think they'd just jump each other and get it over with.
[ tweedle dee and tweedle dum go from sneezing to scandalized. ]
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Maybe you just need to toss them in a closet for a bit. [ pretty sure Hua Cheng would appreciate the quiet time tbh. though hm, gods are a pain though. maybe they need a little encouragement?? ] And add a little aphrodisiac to that?
[ while both halves are freaking out, xl feels a shudder go up his spine ]