[Just looking at it makes his teeth ache.]

Central's justice and fairness minded. Can't really get away with doin' crimes there. Weather is moderate. West is [unchecked capitalism] flashy and loud, can't be anywhere without somebody tryin' to get into your business there. Nice beaches. South is a desert. Villages are far away from each other, and everybody tries to help everybody else. East is constantly overcast, gloomy. Can't talk to anybody on the streets, 'cause it's illegal.