pc | bradley

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[battling]

He can just order it at the restaurant.

[technocool]

That's like telling someone to bake their own cookies instead of bringing them a gift!!!

[battling]

Don't remember agreeing to give him anythin'.

[technocool]

[ pff ]

He just has that energy! You'll be out minding your own business and blink and all of a sudden you're having tea with Jiji.

[battling]

Like the Wests. Got it.

[technocool]

[ a slow cat blink ]

"the Wests"?

[battling]

Mister Bridegroom kidnaps enough people for tea parties and shit.

[technocool]

Oh yuck. At least we don't have to worry about that. Jiji just wants company. Like those jiji's who visit the coffee shop every day just for the atmosphere!!

[battling]

[the vibe is very much "What are you talking about"]

[technocool]

[ the slow blink in reply says "what kind of weird place do you exist in that there's no place for old people to gather and gossip" ]

[battling]

["Why would those places exist?"]

[technocool]

[ "Where else will they go?! Do you not have dotty old seniors???" ]

[battling]

["Yeah, but they'd all murder each other before they'd ever hang out."]

[technocool]

[ "GET LESS MURDERY SENIORS?" ]

[battling]

["I DIDN'T WANT THEM"]

[technocool]

[ she just. bursts out into giggles, ruining their whole eyebrow conversation ]

Aren't you a super senior anyway??

[battling]

The other Norths are older than I am. 1300 plus.

[technocool]

[ :pika: ]

Older than Jiji?!

[battling]

The twins are over 2000.

[Horrible old men.]

[technocool]

That's too old!

[ no wonder brad doesn't want to deal with them ]

[battling]

Yeah.

[He agrees!!!]

[technocool]

[ she's seen enough anime to know nothing good comes from that age ]

What do they even do for fun if they don't retire to coffee shops for company and gossip????

[battling]

Try to kill each other.

[technocool]

You know that somehow makes sense.

[ OLD PEOPLE ]

[battling]

It does.

[You get it!]