pc | yuri

[technocool]

becks go find me one

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[ashenvaliant]

[ she could’ve thrown curry in people’s faces!! ]

You could certainly startle someone with them.

[technocool]

[ HER CURRY ]

They'll never see it coming!

[ashenvaliant]

[ her mind is too fast for eyyyeeesss. ]

That's the ideal of a sneak attack.

[technocool]

Too bad I can't hold up anyone for goodies while I'm at it.

[ you could sound less disappointed by that tababa ]

Think it'd work if I wanted to bother the npcs in person?

[ashenvaliant]

…



Yes.

I think leaping out at one of the mysterious workers, if they ever show up, with those glasses on would be a very, very good idea.

[technocool]

[ futaba, knowing this will only end badly and laughing anyway ]

Maybe we should find even more novelty glasses for everyone else!

[ashenvaliant]

[ badly for WHOM ]

This seems like something the gift shop should be selling.

[technocool]

[ yes ]

We should go look!!

[ashenvaliant]

[ blink. ]

Sure. It's not like there's much else to do right now, other than find things to bother the staff with.

[technocool]

Anything but counting ceiling tiles again.....!!

[ GOD SHE'S SO BORED HELP HER ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ ceiling tiles… ]

You could go swimming…?

[ physical exercise? for futaba? sus. ]

[technocool]

Never learned.

[ no need to murder off schedule thanks ]

[ashenvaliant]

You could learn? I’m not great but with a pool there it might not be a bad idea to at least learn how to float.

[technocool]

Somehow I think learning in a murder hotel is a bad idea.

[ashenvaliant]

You say that, but if you fell in the murder hotel pool on a Thursday night you might think "wow, wish I knew how to doggy paddle."

[technocool]

[ futaba, later staring him dead in the eye during the emo boy pool party: you can't pay me enough to get in there ]

Good thing there are pool noodles everywhere.

[ashenvaliant]

... Bonus points if you trip an attacker with one.

[technocool]

I was telling Cloud we could totally attach the shaving knives to a pool noodle for an all out Defensive attack.

[ashenvaliant]

[ oh shit. ]

Hang on.

[ he’s going to grab a pool noodle and


spin it like it’s some kind of battle stick. a floppy battle stick. ]

… You’d have to really secure them, but you could do some damage with this. I’m not sure you can properly predict where a strike’s going to land.

[technocool]

[ see?? she was (vaguely) right! take that Cloud!! ]

Lots and lots of duct tape! But that's the fun of it though, you'd never know what to expect!!

[ashenvaliant]

If a knife flies off and throws your plan off then you'll have to improvise though.

[technocool]

If it flies at the person then I've got time to throw the pool noodle and run for it.

[ashenvaliant]

But if it flies off wildly into the distance, you've got no weapon.

[technocool]

Better than flinging a sticky hand and hoping for the best I guess.

[ashenvaliant]

Sticky hand stuck to someone's face might disorient them.