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[technocool]

becks go find me one

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[ashenvaliant]

[ ceiling tiles… ]

You could go swimming…?

[ physical exercise? for futaba? sus. ]

[technocool]

Never learned.

[ no need to murder off schedule thanks ]

[ashenvaliant]

You could learn? I’m not great but with a pool there it might not be a bad idea to at least learn how to float.

[technocool]

Somehow I think learning in a murder hotel is a bad idea.

[ashenvaliant]

You say that, but if you fell in the murder hotel pool on a Thursday night you might think "wow, wish I knew how to doggy paddle."

[technocool]

[ futaba, later staring him dead in the eye during the emo boy pool party: you can't pay me enough to get in there ]

Good thing there are pool noodles everywhere.

[ashenvaliant]

... Bonus points if you trip an attacker with one.

[technocool]

I was telling Cloud we could totally attach the shaving knives to a pool noodle for an all out Defensive attack.

[ashenvaliant]

[ oh shit. ]

Hang on.

[ he’s going to grab a pool noodle and


spin it like it’s some kind of battle stick. a floppy battle stick. ]

… You’d have to really secure them, but you could do some damage with this. I’m not sure you can properly predict where a strike’s going to land.

[technocool]

[ see?? she was (vaguely) right! take that Cloud!! ]

Lots and lots of duct tape! But that's the fun of it though, you'd never know what to expect!!

[ashenvaliant]

If a knife flies off and throws your plan off then you'll have to improvise though.

[technocool]

If it flies at the person then I've got time to throw the pool noodle and run for it.

[ashenvaliant]

But if it flies off wildly into the distance, you've got no weapon.

[technocool]

Better than flinging a sticky hand and hoping for the best I guess.

[ashenvaliant]

Sticky hand stuck to someone's face might disorient them.

[technocool]

[ she hms ]

So if you equip yourself with a sticky hand and the shaving knife you'd have a pretty decent defense if anything were to happen. [ hmmmm ] I guess if you add in a dino clacker you'd be good to go.

[ashenvaliant]

... Are you trying to bring the whole gift shop into your hypothetical defence?

[technocool]

It's there for a reason! You might as well use it.

[ashenvaliant]

Are you going to smother them with a sweater next?